As a part of Emotional Fuckwits Awareness Week, I bring you:

Top Ten Attributes of a True "Nice Guy"

10. Helps out in the commuinity.
9. Good to the environment.
8. Remembers others' birthdays, anniversarries, special occasions.
7. Tries to spends less on himself than on others.
6. Gentle and friendly with animals
5. Kind with strangers.
4. Has a few good close friends.
3. Takes time for his family.
2. Keeps his word to the best of his ability.
1. Speaks and listens earnestly.