Because I have to embarrass Lee

A completely untrue but possible conversation from July 14th:

Us: Why are you all dressed up, Lee?
Lee: I'm French! Why do you think I have this outraaaageous acCENT?!"
Us: What are you doing with the food?



Lee: Mind your own business! I'm celebrating Bastille Day with wine, baguettes, brie, croissants, crepes and many many people of various cultural backgrounds. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person!
Us: Is there someone else we can talk to?
Lee: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.