A short time ago in a Target near, quite near you...

STAR WARS

It is a bright time for the rebellion.
Rebel forces have secured copies of
the original Star Wars Trilogy on DVD.

During the acquisition, sixty dollars were
spent, much to the dismay of Katie's
signifcant other. With these original theatrical
releases, Katie will now have the power to watch
an entire childhood of pop culture memories
splayed across the TV in widescreen fashion.

Obsessed with seeing Ewoks sing in joy
again, Katie will spend thousands of seconds
watching movies and dreaming of adventures
in space...