Coming soon to a blog near you!

New, never before seen sentences!
Ultimate fonts made with state-of-the-art computer technology, curtesy of Blogger's massive, exclusive four font catalog!
Tantalize your eyes with a vivid variety of colors such as standard black and white with a spontaneous burst of light brown border--squint and you may even catch the ever elusive rare gray-blue title and headings!

Now showing at the same old blog I've had for couple months and haven't changed aside from putting new entries in whenever I've felt the urge or been jolted into updating by an electric cattle prod held by Jenny.