To all the "mothers" out there: Happy Mothers Day!

As my dad says, it's all in how you emphasize the word. He says he'd like to call his father-in-law and wish him a happy "mother's" day. He amuses me sometimes. Such a smart ass. Of course there's little that's similar about us two. Nope, nothing not at all..."Left right here!" Yeah, I'm a lot like my parents, aside from the crazy tailgating and overanalyzation of finances. I may start arguing like one of them, but at least there's just one of me. I love them dearly, and they are super generous and loving and were wonderful about helping me move in with Chris. But if I become them, please slap me.