Today on this addition of KRAP (Katie's Random Advice Post):
How to catch the bouquet:

1) Show up for the wedding and wedding reception.

2) Be sure to wear a stunning short red strapless dress with laces up the side.

3) Shmooze with significant other's family and friends.

4) Dance.

5) Listen for the announcement "All single ladies to the dancefloor."

6) Stand on the dancefloor, waiting patiently while the bride chooses that exact moment for a bathroom break.

7) Hide yourself in the very back of the group of excited girls, as far away from the bride as possible.

8) Stay complete still while the bouquet flies through the air.

9) Stare dumbfoundedly as the bouquet falls into your open hands.

10) In vain, try to hide the bouquet from the signifcant other's family who has been anticipating our marriage since the first day my name was mentioned, take a picture with the random garter-catching man, and blush until your face matches your dress.